AS REIGNING Queen OF SCARSDALE HIGH,
I HAVE EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED,
INCLUDING THE Quarterback .
AND THE Bad Boy WHO CLIMBS IN MY WINDOW AT NIGHT?
IS HIS TWIN BROTHER.
V is for...
Vixen, Vamp, Vex, Valor, Vintage, Vodka, Victory, and Veronica—because I’m so NOT a Betty.
V is that part of the male anatomy that makes women stupid.
It’s also a part of the female anatomy that makes men even stupider.
Do you see where I’m going with this?
V is whatever/whomever you want it to be.
V. Darling is also the pseudonym of USA Today bestselling author, Carmen Jenner. She has penned many books, none of those start with V.
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If however, you want to tell me how much my bad boys make you drool, you can email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or find me on Instagram.